Slapstick comedy compared across three models

Original prompt

A 15-second high-energy slapstick comedy video with a handheld smartphone aesthetic, 9:16 vertical frame.

[0-4s] In a cozy living room,  AhKit sits on the sofa rubbing his sore neck.  Mia stands behind him, smiling angelically at the camera while playfully rubbing her small fists together. Subtitle: "When she offers a massage..."

[4-9s] Snap zoom. Mia cheerfully taps her small fist onto AhKit's shoulder. Sudden dynamic shockwave impact: AhKit's eyes bulge out in dramatic exaggerated horror, his body recoils violently, and he collapses off the sofa onto the floor in hilarious defeat. Subtitle: "CRITICAL HIT! -9999"

[9-15s] Low-angle tracking shot. Mia's sweet face turns into a sinister, villainous mischievous smirk. She grabs AhKit by one ankle with one hand and effortlessly drags him across the wooden floor toward a bedroom doorway. AhKit lies face down, frantically clawing the wooden floor with both hands like a terrified cat refusing to go into the room, legs sliding helplessly. Subtitle: "Ah Kit: Help... ...!"