BMX Juice: a comic TV commercial

Original prompt

30 second TV commercial for BMX Juice. 16:9, 1080p, 24fps, live-action cinematic comedy, bright sunny suburban cul de sac. Star: a heavyset 40 year old man with a sweaty mustache and beer belly, wearing a too-tight neon green spandex bodysuit, orange fanny pack, tiny red helmet, one pink knee pad.

0–5s: Drone shot: high aerial over the street, then fast dive down to the man. He straddles the tiny BMX bike, sniffs a bottle of BMX Juice, looks at camera.

5–10s: Low angle tracking shot. He chugs BMX Juice, throws the bottle, pedals furiously. Bike squeaks. He hits a plywood ramp. 

10–15s: Drone orbit shot, mid-air. Slow motion 120fps. His face goes from confident to panic. Spandex rips. Juice droplets float. 

15–22s: Extreme slow motion. The bike separates from him. He flails like a starfish. A pigeon flies past, also slow motion, looking disappointed.

22–27s: Real-time crash into a giant pile of leaves. Leaves explode. He sits up, dazed, leaf on his face, holds up a fresh BMX Juice bottle. 

27–30s: Product shot: BMX Juice bottle on the tiny BMX bike. Text overlay: "BMX JUICE." Tagline: "Get Juiced. Get Wrecked." Audio: funny ukulele, whoosh, squeak, slow-mo rip, thud, upbeat jingle.

Negative prompt: no watermark, no distorted face, no extra limbs, no cartoon, no low quality, no subtitles unless specified.